*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son
what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.
(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
no shade but doesn’t it get exhausting for some of y'all to hate literally everything???? i know you think it’s cool and edgy to dislike popular media but like….. it’s okay to enjoy things…. simmer down perhaps
Reblog and see if you get a colour
- mahogany: im gay
- crimson: ur gay
- scarlet: we're gay together. like together-together. we're dating.
- blood orange: do u want to share a bowl of macaroni
- honey: would you be open to ordering a pizza together sometime. like are we friends in that way
- butterscotch: i would give you candy if i could
- PANTONE® 315 C: i want to message you off anon but i am too shy
- chartreuse: what do u think kissing is like
- seafoam: we should be friends
- teal: my friends say we should date
- celadon: i want to hug you
- wisteria: i support and believe in u
- lavandar: please await further correspondence!
- eggplant: boy howdy!
you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda
you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward
“what do you think about when you daydream or get distracted?”
nothing. my head is just a running loop of the hamilton original cast recording
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
Does anyone else just stop everything when they hear a foreign language being spoken in public and think “my language senses are tingling”?
fetch-me-something-gay
